Pregnancy Bloopers

“Sympathy Wieght”: Pregnancy and Men

How many of you ladies have noticed that your significant other has gained a bit of weight during your pregnancy. I think this is called “sympathy weight,” but I think it’s just stress over the new baby. I remember when I had my first baby, it was three months later and my parents came from [...]

The not so perfect day to be born

I bet we all wish we could have the baby when we decided, and pick that perfect day where everything just works out best for everyone. I definitely wanted to have my baby early like I had done with my other two kids, or pick a day that worked for babysitting, where my husband could [...]

“Belly Laughs” Hilarious Book

During my first pregnancy with my son I had no idea that all my embarrasing mishaps were actually the norm for most women. A friend I worked with at the time got me the greatest book that changed my outlook on pregnancy and gave me a happier perspective on all the icks of pregnancy. This [...]

Pregnant Men

Now…what if MEN got PREGNANT! ~ Maternity leave would last for two years….with full pay. ~There would be a cure for stretch marks. ~Natural childbirth would become obsolete. ~Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem. ~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. ~Children would be kept in the hospital until [...]

Pregnancy sleep apnea

The weirdest and scariest pregnancy moment I experienced was during my second pregnancy. I worked overnights since the beginning and never had a problem sleeping during the day until my last trimester. For a week into the seventh month I would come home and try to sleep as usual. Instead I would fall asleep and then stop [...]

Funny Baby Shower Games

One can use some naked baby dolls, a couple stacks of newborn diapers, some baby wipes, and a small bottle of baby powder. You set these supplies up at a baby shower and tell the guests the objective is to split into teams or individually get the babies wiped, powdered, and diapered as fast as [...]

Beyonce’s Fake Pregnancy Blooper

I have always really liked Beyonce Knowles as a singer. I think she is one of the prettiest women in the music industry. I was shocked to see that she was pregnant and even more shocked that people actually thought she was faking it. I don’t know her personally so I am sure I don’t [...]

Pregnancy Pica

I always thought that the doctor was seeing how nuts I really am when she asked if I craved dirt or bleach and how often I ate these things…I used to think yea all the time wierdo. But I guess it really happens…Here is some Funny stuff to crave while pregnant… dirt ashes clay chalk [...]

Pregnancy: Big Boy Surprise

My friend is one of those girls that weighs 120 lbs and is only 5 foot tall…She just had a baby boy whom is the cutest. The funny story is the week of delivery she got her hair done and her nails and she was all set to go in and have an epidural and get through [...]

Pregnant or Fat

Once upon a time I was only 3 months pregnant. I went to my mom’s work and one of her patients asked me if the baby was coming any day now. I said “NO I am not that far along I am just fat.” I think she ended up more embarrassed than me…

Pregnancy jokes

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A. When the kids are in college. Q. Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor? A.When the sex is between your husband and another woman. Q. Is there anything I should [...]

Random Pregnancy Quotes

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983 I realize why women die in childbirth – it’s preferable. ~Sherry Glaser A period is just [...]

Pregnancy Belly Roll Video

This girl is pretty good at belly rolls. I got love the camera guy (husband?).

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